What are some Valentines day Pranks I can play on my boyfriend?

Q. My boyfriend of two years and I have challenged eachother to pranks for Valentines, and I have NO Idea what to do! People are getting really excited to see what we come up with, and I've got nothing! Help!

A. If you can get into his apartment or bedroom when he's not there, you could plaster every surface with pictures of you (weird pics are better) with "I Wuv U" or some other silly message scrawled on every picture. Spend a few bucks at your local photocopy store to mass-produce your weird photos in the hundreds.
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The "stuff his car with inflated balloons" prank I hear all the time is old. But here's a variation on that. Cover his car (or bike, or refrigerator) with hearts! But you don't want to damage the surface of his car/bike/whatever. So you use magnets! I couldn't find heart-shaped magnets in bulk, but you could order a pack of 72 one-inch rectangular magnets for $3.99: http://www.orientaltrading.com/ui/browse/processRequest.do?demandPrefix=11&productId=IN-48/2573&mode=Unknown&requestURI=processProductsCatalog&xsaleSku=57/9500&sku=48/2573&cm_sp=Cross%20Sell-_-Product%20Detail-_-Product%20Detail

Glue a heart to every magnet. Stick them all over his car, and voila! He has a car that is dotted with hearts! Or you could glue *anything* on those magnets. Suddenly his car is dotted with 72 Elmo heads! Or 72 cookies (stickers OR real cookies!) Find something round that looks like big dots, and glue it on those magnets to "polka-dot his car".

Even sillier: buy the 12-foot lengths of magnetic strips. Glue stuff to the strips before applying them to his car. Even better, if you have craft skills, see if you can find some fake fur at the fabric store, and buy 2 yards of it. Cut the fur into one-inch wide strips that are six feet long. Attach two 6-foot fur strips to each 12-foot long magnetic strip. Glue or hot glue might not work, but with a needle and thread you could loop the thread through the fur and around the magnetic strip about every 10 inches so it stays on. The finished product is several 12-foot-long magnetic FURRY STRIPES that you use to decorate his car! I vote for hot pink fur! Here are the magnetic strips I'm talking about:
http://www.orientaltrading.com/ui/browse/processRequest.do?demandPrefix=11&productId=IN-57/1500&mode=Unknown&requestURI=processProductsCatalog&xsaleSku=57/9500&sku=57/1500&cm_sp=Cross%20Sell-_-Product%20Detail-_-Product%20Detail

Perhaps you could apply glue to one side of the magnetic strip, and cover it completely with pink glitter. Then you'll have pink glitter stripes to add to his car! It will be a super-girly car.

Instead of waiting for the magnets or magnetic strips to be shipped to you, I bet you could find some in your local crafts store. Magnetic sheets are fun to play with, too. You can take a 8" by 11" or larger magnetic sheet, and paint or glue the sign for a fake business on it. Attach it to his car, and voila! he's driving the company car of some weird business. Be sure to include his name in the business slogan:

Mike's Balloon Excursions for Kids. "Every child should have the Balloon Boy experience!" (include picture of balloon boy's silver balloon)
Jason's Taxidermy Service "We really know our stuff."
Steve's Drilling Service "Your Hole Is Our Goal"

That last one is from here: http://www.holyducttape.com/gallery/holevan.jpg

Here are more business signs--make up your own version for the magnetic sheet:
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This next pair of pranks requires your best geek skills, or assistance from a geek. And it works only if you have access to your boyfriend's computer.

Easy computer prank: set up a ridiculous screensaver image. It can be a weird animation or picture, or, it could be the kind or screen that looks like your computer's hard drive has failed (but don't give him a heart attack!)

Hard computer prank: takes a bit of skilled effort in advance: go to Tucows.com and download a font editor utility. Edit a font so that the letter "i" is dotted with a heart. Do all this on your computer, and save the font file on a flash drive. Sneak into his computer, download the font from the flash drive into the system's font collection, and make it his default font for the internet. I did this to someone before--it's very subtle. They really crack up when they suddenly notice that every "i" is dotted with a heart.
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Mean pranks, of the "hope he doesn't have a heart attack" variety:
Besides making it look like his computer just died, there's the old "leave the used pregnancy test on the bathroom sink." A variation on that works if you already had a child with your boyfriend/husband: print out the following web page, and leave it on your desk or somewhere that he'll notice it: http://www.dnatesting.com/
Some guys, like my little brother, actually enjoy mean pranks that don't hurt anyone, but that are kinda scary.
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I also like the human heart idea suggested by "Justice"--guys who like horror flicks might actually love it. And since many guys think valentine's day is an annoyance, they might like the irreverence of the "here's my bloody heart" message. Could you get a cow's heart from the local butcher? Er, that might be too gross for you to deal with.

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Does anyone know a cool way of teaching my 4 year old son how to recognize his alphabets?

Q. I have tried flash cards...it just seem like it is taking a lot of time...he is in pre-k this year and I want him to start reading? He is smart kid that catches on quick, any suggestions?

A. Take a walk..look at street signs

Pick up a stick..what letters can you make in the sand, dirt or wet and write on the pavement

stencils

magnetic letters on cookie sheets (they will stick)...what words can you cook up...

sing the ABC's but use the sound version of the song (sound each letter makes)

Alphabet Bingo

Alphabet basketball (with rolled up tube socks) . Use duck tape and a permanent marker (make a letter on the sock). Have him pick up a sock..name the letter and then shoot it into the laundry basket or nerf hoop when he says it correctly.otherwise it goes back in the container (to try again later).

Turn off lights in bedroom...Make sure room is dark...use a flashlight and letter stencils (individual ones) and shine letters on the wall. Can you name that letter?

Take index cards. Write a letter of the alphabet on each one (x2). Play go fish but using the alphabet letters. Make a cheat pad to help him learn letters...see what it looks like

Make letters out of dough..and then bake in oven..and eat

Make playdough..make letters by rolling it out. Talk about how to make a letter...up, down, up down..makes an M. etc.

Cut out letters using sandpaper. Rub crayons over them (on a piece of paper).

Practice writing..make a card for a love one..dictation..make the letter "M" or "O"..etc.

Make it fun...

use other objects to make a letter..how many rocks do we need to make a "M" or use shells..toothpicks, sand, cottonballs, etc.

feel the letters

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How do I tell my husband his decision to delay having children another 2 years is breaking my heart?

Q. We have been together for almost 9 years married for 6 months. We have always talked about having kids we even picked out names. Recently in the past couple of months his attitude about it has changed. He will get angry if I bring up the subject or ignore any baby related comments or questions. He even just moved us into a condo and signed a 2 year lease and there is no place for a nursery. It�s a 1 bedroom with a very small office/Den.
Now that this has happened I feel like I�m stuck he has made the decision for both of us. Any ideas on what I should do???
He always had a goal of us both to be able to stay home to raise the kids. Its a wonderful idea 5 years ago when we first talked about kids, But since we are both turning 30 and nowhere close to be able to work from home full time this seams unrealistic. In the meantime my doctor said that he is getting concerned about the fertility aspect and that after 30 my odds of having a child will start to drop. Basically the clock is ticking and my husband doesn�t seam to care.

A. Before trying to make your case you may ask him what concerns him. Do this at a time when you are both relaxing. It might be financial, or that he does not feel ready. Listen without being judgemental.
The fact that he is not only getting uncomfortable, but angry when you bring it up sounds like something of a red flag to me. I'm sure you have explored your own reasons for having a child, and want to make a wonderful mommy. It is fair for your future child that you address your husband's concerns as well, so that he can be as ready as he can be to also be wonderful on his role as a daddy.

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Have you ever experienced any negative repercussions from expressing your belief in Astrology?

Q. If so, please share.

Thanks.

A. At first I wrote that yes, I have had repercussions. As I continued I realized that I hadn't really had many negative experiences because I only have a few friends, neighbors, and family which truly know of my strong interest in astrology. And I didn't know how much I would learn through this web site too. There are so many gifted astrologers everywhere.

Most of the God-fearing people in the town that I now live in would probably label me a witch. Of course it is a small town. My Grandma used to tell me that it was witchcraft and I needed to leave it alone. I didn't let my Dad know that I was into astrology ever. I thought he might not have approved. I have worked for churches for over 10 years and I also kept my interest hidden. My Dad and Grandma have both passed on (God Rest Their Souls)

One of the truths that I believe is that astrology predated astronomy. I am not alone in this belief. Before electricity our ancestors closely watched the sky at night. They began to notice correlations between the "wandering stars" (which were actually planets) and the events in their lives. They planted crops according to the phases of the moon. As they watched the sky each night they gained wisdom that was helpful to their self-preservation.

And how was Baby Jesus found? The Three Wise Men followed the Star of Bethlehem. I find it ironic that Christians never even think about this fact.

When I taught piano lessons in my home I always made sure that the students never went into my spare bedroom, which held my astrology library. I was living in a large city then but it still was within the Bible Belt.

I wanted to rent a space at a huge flea market years ago and interpret natal charts but the ones in charge told me that there were firm rules against renting a space to astrologers, palm readers, and the like that were strictly enforced. So I guess that would be the worst and only negative repercussion!

It is so refreshing to have a place to exchange and share our knowledge with others. One of the main reasons that I have had practically no repercussions is that I was good at hiding my strong interest in astrology. I believe in Linda Goodman's Star Signs (awesome book) she wrote that Joan of Arc is a strong case for the phrase "Silence is Golden." In other words, had she not told others of her spiritual gifts she probably would not have been burned at the stake. God Rest Her Soul.

There is a tiny tiny town called Dekoven in our area. It has a creepy name (The Coven?) and is extremely creepy at night. No lights, pitch black, tiny blacktop curvy road, few homes. I often wonder if that is where the witches (and who got to decide they were witches anyway?) were burned, tortured,. Needless to say I quickly knew that I was living in an area where "Silence is Golden"

It is a privilege when my mother or sister call to find the best time for business appointments, doctor appointments, dental work, and surgeries. They call me their spiritual advisor. I also use numerology in combination with astrology. This has been

I always report to my neighbor when the Full Moon is in Aries because with her heavy emphasis in Aries she appreciates the advance warning. I used to hear her yelling at her kids at the top of her lungs and she always looked so wrung out. Now she is better prepared to choose her battles wisely.

I guess in the final analysis that more people today are accepting of astrology than thirty years ago when I began my studies. Most people have no idea how much time, commitment, and dedication the astrologer spends in learning the art of astrology. But I have gained much wisdom through my study. I had no idea when I picked up that first astrology book thirty years ago that I would learn so much about myself and others.

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